Songs Composed/Performed by Me or My Boyfriend
- She’s a Dog; Her Name is Zelda - Socks, Socks, Socks! (remix feat. feet) - If I Were A Ferret - My Girlfriend is Neat (She Makes Me Food) - Thank You for Being My Pants - Hey! - You’re Lucky You’re Pretty - Where’s My Keys? (call & response remix)
Bonfire Tip from the Hedgehog Society →
Lots of people say “I have a weird sense of humor,” but more often than not I find myself hard-pressed to relate exactly why I find something funny or find someone who agrees with me. In this case, I am absolutely clear on why I find the tweet linked above hilarious: 1) Hedgehogs. Inherently funny. 2) There is a Hedgehog Society. Exponentially funny by virtue of organizing around a...
One of the problems with a sheltered upbringing is having to fight tooth and nail for your cultural connections. I was already working uphill to fit in with my peer group as a child (and when I say I worked at it, this is not to infer that I actually succeeded); the considerable disadvantage of being basically unaware of many common cultural tropes more or less sealed my fate. It’s not...
Top 100 →
I’m reopening some of my flickr pictures, because this is what being bored in an office does to me. Here’s my Top 100.
i’d love for someone else to complete me. i don’t want to do the...– Andy Seger, master of the open relationship
Save the Words →
Whether you’d like to adopt a more sevedical tongue, or simply to obarmate yourself against illiteracy.
Face down, ass up - that’s the way I like to contemplate the immortal...